Me:no-noPE. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. FUCK YOU.
    Me:FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FUCKING. SWEAR. TO. FUCKING. GOD.
    Me:YOU IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOU REALIZE THAT BEFORE?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID DIPSHIT LITTLE BITCH
    Me:KISS HIM. KISS HIM.
    Me:I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE THE WRITER OF THIS STORY TOO I HATE YOU ALL I HATE EVERYTHING.
    Me:*rolls off bed* NOPE.
    Me:SON OF A BITCH NO.
    Me:*deep gross sobbing*
    Me:*screams and jumps out a window and bombs entire neighborhood*
    Me:.........
    Me:let's read it again that was amazing.

annie-leonhardt:

*hears someone mention my otp*

image

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

thivus:

"do you draw?"

hell yeah i do

dw:

do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before